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McDonalds Rant

Of course I can just salt them when I get back to work ~ but they go cold in 5 minutes. Who wants to eat cold fries??

Goddamn you McDonalds! *fist in the air*

**edit**
OH ALSO
What’s up with the 184th year of the Monopoly promotion/contest??????!??!? I mean, c’mon, is McDonald’s marketing department really THAT out of ideas that they have to keep bringing this back?? Does anyone really save those little peices??
I remember when this contest STARTED. First year of it was about ‘93 or ‘94 - I was working at McD’s at the time and a bunch of us would steal sleeves of fry cartons and sleeves of medium cups (all empty, mind you) and sit on the floor of our friend’s apartment and peel those damn things off until our fingers bled. NOT an exaggeration!!!
We DID win a lot of the $50 cash prizes and a few various odds and ends. Not to mention the amount of free food! If I remember right, I gave an envelope of free tickets to my Mom and her friends at work and they ate free lunch for like… 6 months straight.
But man, how many more rounds of this can we see?? Christ.

I’m not lovin it.

Oh yea ~ and I ordered a McChicken ~ WHO PUTS ONIONS ON A MCCHICKEN.

My lunch is ruined now, thanks Ronald.

3 Comments »

avatar October 25th, 2005 Kevin Says:

I understand your rants. I’ve heard the same salt complaint from my mom when she gets her fries. (also, the Monopoly is a bit overused. Someone needs to work on their marketing campaigns).

Personally, my pet peeve is the lack of fries you get most of the time. What ever happened to actually filling up the package to at least give you what you’ve paid for? I don’t need them jam packed to the brim and overflowing, but at least put enough to peek over the bottom lip!

avatar October 28th, 2005 Sara Says:

I love shaking my fist at people and things and smiting them :)

avatar October 20th, 2007 Charlie Says:

What about that white guy they have on the recording when you pull up that asks you if you want to try some apple pie? Only to be asked “Take yo’ Order!??!” a second later. Who do you think you’re fooling?

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